This left Justin, our 14 year old and myself here at the house. Sam (8) and Elliot (11) both were attending their last day of school before Easter/Spring Break started for them. The power of suggestion can be a persuasive internal voice - -and I just knew when I was dressing after weighing myself that my clothes were absolutely hanging off my body. "Self" I said . . ."Self, this shirt is completely swallowing me - -this is definitely a 300 lb guys shirt - - - a svelte 260 pound, up-and-coming runner wouldn't be caught dead in this tent."
I continued hunting through the closet - scoffing at nearly every shirt I came across - - "Hrrmmph . . .XXL - no way" . . . . . ."Big & Tall - - forget it . . I need a new wardrobe and a new wardrobe I shall have." When it comes to "clothes shopping" it ranks somewhere between expressing the dog's anal glands and the new addition my doctor added at my physical when I turned 40.
As a brief aside, having a wife that "handles" that type of thing is another tiny secret to a happy marriage - shopping, I mean, not the proctology metaphor. Over the years, Summer has kept me appropriately dressed - despite my unintentional efforts of keeping up an appearance somewhere between a semi-successful indigent and a 1984 Gym teacher.
There have been times that items have slipped through the cracks - - I recall with great pride several pairs of underwear that appeared to have received a close-range shotgun blast to the crotches; but overall - new clothes show up and old ones just "disappear". All of this with me never stepping foot inside of anything remotely resembling a clothing retail store.
Today was going to be different. I was going shopping and I knew exactly the place that would match my tastes, my fashion acumen, and my wallet . . .
Goodwill is the "bomb". I love a place that I can walk into and if, if I choose can point at any item, and with price tag unseen, say "I'll take it . . .as a matter of fact I'll take the whole blooming rack" and be able to pay for it with the change I have in my truck console. Let me be perfectly clear - - I am in no way disparaging Goodwill - - it is a solid charity and they are . .OOOH, Loooky . . . an Ocean Pacific T-shirt circa 1986 for 50 cents . .
Long and the short of it - -went on my own to Goodwill and in what would be a fair appraisal bought $400 worth of designer golf shirts and shorts for $35. . . and they are in good shape. I am a stickler for looking for pit stains and them little fabric dingle balls that form in the crotch area (look at that - -worked crotch in fairly effectively twice in one blog post)
Now my closet is stacked with Pierre Cardin and J. Crew; Van Heusen and Polo . . .there are several Goodwill outlets in Lexington and I have a secret little gold mine of one, shown to me by my wife, that sits right on the edge of one of those snooty gated communities - - -BINGO . . . now I will be dressed to impress
Tomorrow is W3D2 of C25K. Am going to get up early and knock it out - -if I hadn't made the commitment to stick exactly to the program I would have run it today since yesterday's run felt so good.
On many of the running forums I frequent, there is always a topic, or topics, about what motivates one to run. For me, first and foremost, it is my family. However, there are other motivators as well - -one of them being this:
Yep, verifiable proof that two men (Drew & Michael) can reproduce. I am the Carey-Moore baby.
Goodwill!! LOL Your post reminded me something I promise myself when I looked to the mirror and saw my biggest size ever. I swear to not buy anything expensive for that size, ever. Because expending a lot of money in huge pants would be like accepting that I'll use that for a long time. So, for 2 years I didn't buy expensive stuff. Now I'm getting the pounds off of me, but still wont buy good clothing until reaching my goal weight. Do I make any sense?
ReplyDeleteYou make complete sense. Goodwill works perfect for those transition phases - - and this Goodwill that I am going to haves primo stuff - -I know that the shirts I am paying $2.50 for I am going to turn for a profit at $5 a pop when they are too big and my wife has her next yard sale. Location, location, location . .there is another Goodwill on the north side of town and it is pure crap-ola. Thanks for visiting my blog and I hope you come find it worh your time to come back . .
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